Classic romance is all well and good, but chances are bringing a smile to your valentine’s face will really make their holiday — and show them your affection. That’s why we’ve rounded up some Valentine’s presents that combine silly gags with sweet messages to offer your one and only both laughs and love.
Some of these gifts are sentimental, whereas others will spice up your love life with your significant other. Our list also features selections that make for great Galentine’s presents or even gifts for your parents and grandparents, kids, or “office spouses.”
From cheery presents full of puns and silly, lighthearted humor for your friends to sassy gifts for the leading man or woman in your life, these picks will help you celebrate the day with a smile — regardless of who’s on your Valentine’s list.
Funny Valentine’s gifts for friends
1. “Golden Girls” cardboard bouquet
Sure, you could choose to go the romantic route with a dozen actual red roses, but if you want to make a cheeky statement, reach for an “arrangement” of 12 Rose Nylunds. (There’s even an option to personalize your bouquet!) Is your S.O. not a fan of “The Golden Girls”? There’s also a “Breakfast Club” version. Haga Naga!
2. Emoji cake pops
Looking for something cute that will satisfy their sweet tooth? These adorable and delicious emoji-inspired cake pops will make them lol for real and offer them a tasty treat.
3. Personalized cereal bowl
This personalized cereal bowl, emblazoned with a classic dad joke, is a great Valentine’s gift for kids or adults — and it makes for a great addition to the kitchen that can be used all year-round.
4. Personalized plush monkey
Wearing a cute grin and punny T-shirt, this adorable little guy makes for a quirky present for your “office wife” or “office husband.” They’ll appreciate that it strikes just the right balance between amusing and sweet.
5. Breakable chocolate hearts
Don’t go breaking their hearts — except when it’s made of candy. These breakable chocolate hearts are filled with even more sweet treats, and you can share them. They’re ideal gifts for your group of friends or as gag treats at your Galentine’s meetup.
6. Valentine’s piñatagram
Speaking of Galentine’s, this Valentine’s piñatagram is the perfect gift for your friend who doesn’t take the day of love too seriously. The best thing about it is that it comes pre-filled with all your favorite candy: Starbursts, Skittles, Airheads, Tootsie Rolls, Double Bubble Gum, and Sour Punch Straws.
7. Fern in hanging sloth planter
True, you can get the cliché “Hang in there” poster, but why not get them a Boston fern growing out of a hanging sloth planter instead? It’s functional, cute, and a bit cheesy — perfect for that pal with a sense of humor.
8. You’re My Lobster Brownie Box
Get your bestie the ultimate “Friends” gift: a You’re My Lobster Brownie Box. Fans of the beloved comedy series will like the not-so-subtle reference to their favorite TV show, while you can cleverly remind them that you are their BFF.
Funny Valentine’s gifts for significant others
1. Exploding cake box
Surprise your significant other with a gift that literally bursts with butterflies, perhaps reminding them of how you felt when you first met or the feeling you get when you see them still. The Love Explosion Cake Gift Box also comes with a small red velvet cake, the cherry on top of an already fun Valentine’s present.
2. Beef jerky bouquet
If the way to your man’s heart is through his stomach, then this is the funny Valentine’s present for you! This meaty bouquet made to look like flowers comes in four flavors — original, teriyaki, hot, and mixed — and is arranged in a pint glass. Because why not give your manly man a vessel to drink his favorite beer out of?
3. Heart-shaped jerky bites
Speaking of beef jerky and love, these heart-shaped jerky bites are tasty treats with cheeky messages for your significant other. Seeing your guy hold the heart-shaped box in his hands only adds to the effect of this romantic but funny gift.
4. Romantic fruit bouquet
If your valentine is less of a meat eater and more of a fruit fan, consider this sweet present. The daisy-shaped pineapples decorated with heart eyes and smiles will make them chuckle, while the rest of the bouquet (apple wedges, strawberries, honeydew, cantaloupe, orange wedges, and grape skewers) will satisfy their craving for nature’s candy.
5. Heart-shaped bamboo
Fresh bamboo is supposed to bring luck and good fortune. Along with these, this heart-shaped plant will also give your houseplant-loving partner a smile and remind them of how much you adore them every time they water it.
6. Personalized photo boxers
Boxer briefs with your face (and reminders of who owns what’s underneath) are funny, to say the least. Make the pair of personalized underwear even more comical by supplying a silly selfie. Regardless, your guy will think of you every time he wears them (and takes them off).
7. Personalized metal wallet card
Some couples make each other paper coupon booklets full of coupons for things like movie date nights or romantic dinners out, and that’s all well and good. But for the pair that wants to spice things up, there’s this metal wallet card inscribed with the words “Pound Town” that gets right to the point and can be used again and again (and again).
8. Personalized photo socks
Remind them of how they make you feel with these charming (and punny) personalized photo socks. Make the socks even more sentimental by decking them out in images of you two together on your most memorable dates.